Tuesday, 28 October 2008

The trouble with dags is....

A conversation that made me snort my coffee all over my keyboard and my mom to think I was having a seizure after I laughed so much...

18:06:42 A : whats wrong with the dags?

18:06:49 G : oh my 

18:06:51 G : what a story 

18:07:08 A : which dogs?

18:07:25 G : the owners dogs

18:07:28 G: of my place

18:07:45 A : what did they do?

18:08:14 G: so this morning early early  my phone rang

18:08:19 G: and i was like yeah fuck you who ever

18:08:23 G: and then it rang again 

18:08:44 G: so i answered it and it was the boy - and he says um sorry to wake you but we have a bit of a problem

18:08:53 G: and i am thinking ok so we were broken into 

18:10:03 G: and then he says my dog is stuck in your car wheel 

18:10:12 G: and i was thinking shit i ran over the dog last night 

18:10:40 Gs: and so i jump up and put some clothes on and sure enough the dog when under the car and got caught under around the wheel 

18:10:52 G: he was whimpering and everything

18:11:27 G: so we jacked the car and then got him out - and then he went right back under

18:11:30 G: fucking thing

18:11:40 G: so they put him inside

18:11:47 G: so i went back to bed for a bit 

18:12:07 G: then got up and went to my car and found the other under the car - not suck but looking at something - must be a rat or who knows

18:12:16 G: brushed him away and got in my car

18:12:30 G: turned it on and the dashboard lights up like a fucking christmas tree with error

18:12:34 G: called audi 

18:12:37 G: took it to audi

18:13:04 G: the dog broke the wheel sensor so my ABS and traction control doesn't work and the brake pads are telling me they are worn 

18:13:19 G: and of course dogs in your wheels doesn't fall under the motor plan 

18:13:28 G: i swear that car is cursed


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